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I've Always Had Something In My Heart Where I Root For Guys Who Struggle With Women.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

I Just Want To Put Some Positive Stuff Out There. If It Works, Great. If It Doesn't, No Problem.

You Think School Ends When It Ends, But It Doesn't.