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If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A Comedy Club Or Go To Vegas.

Imagine What I Could Have Done In Ten Years. I Could Have Learned To Speak Japanese. I Could Have Played Every Rpg Video Game Ever Created, And If I Spoke Japanese I Could Have Played The Foreign Ones Too! Man, I Could Have Built A Spaceship In My Backyard And Flew It To The Moon And Back, If I Wanted.

Back In '93 I Saw My First Ufc Fight And Just Became Enamored By It Then.