Nobody Is More Truthful When He's Acting

Consider The Rose...the Rose Is The Sweetest Smelling Flower Of All, And It's The Most Beautiful Because It's The Most Simple, Right? But Sometimes, You Got To Clip The Rose. You Got To Cut The Rose Back, So Something Sweeter Smelling And Stronger, And Even More Beautiful, Will Grow In Its Place

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?