Nobody Is More Truthful When He's Acting

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

When Comedy Is Good, It's Jazz. The Beats Of It, The Looseness, The Improvisational Part, The Music-the Way You Hit The Inflection, The High Notes Of A Joke. It's All Melody To Me.

When You Realize You Want To Invest The Rest Of Your Lifestyle With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Commence As Quickly As Achievable.

I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade.