Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.