Nobody Works As Hard For His Money

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

Executive: A Man Who Makes Quick Decisions And Is Sometimes Right.

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.