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Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

Universal Peace Sounds Ridiculous To The Head Of An Average Family.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.