Not Every Woman In Old Slippers Can

A Great Many People Who Spend Their Time Mourning Over The Brevity Of Life Could Make It Seem Longer If They Did A Little More Work.

An Idea Isn't Responsible For The People Who Believe In It.

A Demagogue Is A Person With Whom We Disagree As To Which Gang Should Mismanage The Country.

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.