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The Fact That You Fell Out Of Bed Makes Some People Think You Had More Than One Drink Before You Called For Help.

Not A Lot Of Conservatives On This List. Are More Liberals Than Conservatives Screwing Up America?

The Iraqis Have Once Again Failed To Meet A Deadline For A Final Draft Of The Constitution.

It Usually Takes Two People A Little While To Learn Where The Funny Buttons Are And Testy Buttons Are.

I Get Letters From Women, And They Say, 'i Love Your Roman Nose.' If I Weren't On Tv And I Walked Past That Same Woman, She'd Go, 'did You See The Beak On That Guy?'