Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Introducing 'lite': The New Way To Spell 'light'; But With Twenty Per Cent Fewer Letters.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have

Keep Your Head Up In Failure And Your Head Down In Success.

I Do Not Know Why Anyone Would Host An Awards Show. No Matter How Unbelievably Well You Do At It, The Only Thing That Can Happen Is You Get Asked Again To Host An Awards Show.