Nothing Says Holidays, Like A Cheese Log.

Just Go Up To Somebody On The Street And Say 'you're It!' And Then Run Away.

I've Moved About 10 Times Over The Past 15 Years. I Don't Move For The Sole Purpose Of Getting Rid Of Stuff. I'm Not Crazy. I Also Move So That I Never Have To Wash Any Windows.

It Always Helps To Think About Other People Instead Of Ourselves.

Sometimes The Greatest Things Are The Most Embarrassing.

Beauty Is About Being Comfortable In Your Own Skin. It's About Knowing And Accepting Who You Are.