Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With

I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going To Brush All My Teeth.

I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.

Notes For A Ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund Hears The Flutter Of Wings, And A Group Of Wild Swans Flies Across The Moon ... Sigmund Is Astounded To See That Their Leader Is Part Swan And Part Woman - Unfortunately, Divided Lengthwise. She Enchants Sigmund, Who Is Careful Not To Make Any Poultry Jokes.

Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull On One And Ten More Come.

Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.