Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

He's Turned His Life Around. He Used To Be Depressed And Miserable.

A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.

There Have Been Many Definitions Of Hell, But For The English The Best Definition Is That It Is The Place Where The Germans Are The Police, The Swedish Are The Comedians, The Italians Are The Defense Force, Frenchmen Dig The Roads, The Belgians Are The Pop Singers, The Spanish Run The Railways, The Turks Cook The Food, The Irish Are The Waiters, The Greeks Run The Government, And The Common Language Is Dutch.

The Creed Of The Inland Revenue Is Simple: "if We Can Bring One Little Smile To One Little Face Today, Then Somebody's Slipped Up Somewhere."

For Those Of You Haven't Read The Book, It's Being Published Tomorrow