Oaths Are But Words, And Words Are

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Christ And The Church: If He Were To Apply For A Divorce On The Grounds Of Cruelty, Adultery And Desertion, He Would Probably Get One.

If People Would Dare To Speak To One Another Unreservedly, There Would Be A Good Deal Less Sorrow In The World A Hundred Years Hence.

If I Die Prematurely At Any Rate I Shall Be Saved From Being Bored To Death By My Own Success.

If You Follow Reason Far Enough It Always Leads To Conclusions That Are Contrary To Reason.