Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.