Of Course I'd Like To Be The

Oh Simple Thing, Where Have You Gone? I'm Getting Old And I Need Something To Rely On So Tell Me When You're Gonna Let Me In I'm Getting Tired And I Need Somewhere To Begin

Mommy Would Never Divorce Daddy. He's Just Like One Of The Family.

When I Was In High School At Northeast Catholic In Philadelphia In The Late '30s, I Found That Drawing Caricatures Of The Teachers And Satirizing The Events In The School, Then Having Them Published In Our School Magazine, Got Me Some Notoriety.

I Didn't Always Spell My Name Bil. My Parents Named Me Bill, But When I Started Drawing Cartoons On The Wall, They Knocked The 'l' Out Of Me.

I Never Studied Art, But Taught Myself To Draw By Imitating The New Yorker Cartoonists Of That Day, Instead Of Doing My Homework.