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The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.

Your Shower Is Ready - I Turned It On Last Night.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

One Of The Reasons Why You Like To Do Your Own Drawings Is, Your Style Changes Over Time. And There's Something About That That Keeps It Fresh To The Viewer.