Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Home Is Pretty Utopian.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.

One Dilbert Blog Reader Noted That Current Research Shows That Happiness Causes Success More Than Success Causes Happiness. That Makes Sense To Me. There's Plenty Of Research About People Having A Baseline Of Happiness That Doesn't Vary Much With Circumstances. And Given That Happy People Are Typically Optimistic, Energetic, And Fun To Work With, I Can See How Happiness Would Lead To Success.

There's A Gigantic Gray Area Between Good Moral Behavior And Outright Felonious Activities. I Call That The Weasel Zone And It's Where Most Of Life Happens.