Oh I Love Children, But I Could

Best Movie Ever?! Come On, My Appearance On Arrested Development Had More Dynamics, Realism And Feel To It Than The Whole Trilogy Combined.

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

If Global Warming Is Such A Bad Thing, Then Why Is It Taking Out All Of Mankind's Competitors? It Just Seems To Me That The Less Species Are Out There, Killing All Our Caribou, The Better.

I Never Really Understood All The Hype, Until I Got One Of My Own.

Complete Garbage. It's Like Garden State, But In Outer Space.