Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

If Men Found Out How To Give Birth To Children They'll Never Propose Again.

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

I Guess I'm Larger Than Life. That's My Problem.