Old Age Isn't So Bad When You

Many A Man Has Fallen In Love With A Girl In A Light So Dim He Would Not Have Chosen A Suit By It.

Old Age Isn't So Bad When You Consider The Alternative.

You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Older. You Grow Older Because You Stop Laughing.

Only Soldiers And Labouring Men Can Appreciate How Glorious It Really Is To Lie Late In Bed In Winter-time. When Your Life Revolves Around Having To To Be At Work At Seven O'clock In The Morning You Know Everything About That Ghastly Lep Up Still Half Asleep And The Rush To Put Your Head Under A Tap Of Ice-cold Water With The Barbarous Object Of Shocking Yourself Awake.

The Older One Gets The More One Comes To Resemble Oneself.