Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

I Wanted To Give The House Back To The Parents.

I Did Not Want To Turn To Playing Golf Because Golf Is About As Much Exercise As Shuffling Cards.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.