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You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.

We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We Get Dumb Answers.

Our Children Are Angry. The Profanity Is Out In The Street. It's On The Buses And In The Subway. Our Children Are Trying To Tell Us Something, And We Are Not Listening.

A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone.

Your Parents Put A Curse On You - Someday Your Kids Are Going To Act Just Like You.