On A New York Subway You Get

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.