On A New York Subway You Get

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.