[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know

Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

Grandparenthood Is One Of Life's Rewards For Surviving Your Own Children.

To Say, "well, I Write When I Really Get Into It" Is A Bunch Of Bull. Put The Paper In The Typewriter, Stare At It A Long Time, Get Snowblindness If You Have To, But Write Something.

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.