When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.

Getting Out Of The Hospital Is A Lot Like Resigning From A Book Club. You're Not Out Of It Until The Computer Says You're Out Of It.

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?

Having A Delivery Covered By Medicare Just Isn't Going To Fly. It's Too Risky For A Woman To Put A Baby Down And Not Remember Where She Left It.