On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep

Ideas Are Worthless. Execution Is Everything.

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.