Once You're Halfway Home, You Know That

I See Interracial Couples All The Time In Nashville. I'm A Jew In Nashville. I'm A Gay Person In Nashville. It's A Non-issue In Most Of The Time. That's A Huge Leap Forward.

Did You Have An Awesome Time? Did You Drink Awesome Shooters, Listen To Awesome Music, And Then Just Sit Around And Soak Up Each Others Awesomeness?

It's What I Do Well - I Write About Things That Make People Uncomfortable. That's Probably The Only Thing I Do Better Than My Peers.

I Love Seeing Teachers Outside Of School. It's Like Seeing A Dog Walk On Its Hind Legs.

I'm A Huge Peter Mayer Fan, But Only When I Don't Feel Like Killing Him For Being So Good. I Love Peter's Work, Though It Irritates Me That He Plays So Much Better Than I Do. If I Rocked Half As Hard As Peter Does, I'd Own The World By Now.