Once You Take Away The Struggle For

If You Live In New York, Even If You're Catholic, You're Jewish

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

Anyone Who Has Two Shirts When Someone Has None Is Not A Christian.

I Hate Small Towns Because Once You've Seen The Cannon In The Park There's Nothing Else To Do.

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.