There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.

I Wanted Out Of The Navy So Bad In '45, I Faked Homo To Get A Discharge. It Didn't Matter That The Germans Surrendered, I Knew We Were Heading To Japan And I Was Done With That Scene.

You Can't Do Anything With Anybody's Body To Make It Dirty To Me. Six People, Eight People, One Person - You Can Do Only One Thing To Make It Dirty: Kill It. Hiroshima Was Dirty.

The Role Of A Comedian Is To Make The Audience Laugh, At A Minimum Of Once Every Fifteen Seconds.

If There Was Absolute Freedom, People Would Run Over Babies And Charge Admission.