There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

You Can't Just Run Out And Start The Car Until Some Cat Invents A Car.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

I Am Influenced By Every Second Of My Waking Hour.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.