One Can Never Know For Sure What

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

When I Was A Kid, If A Guy Got Killed In A Western Movie I Always Wondered Who Got His Horse.

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.

Geologists Claim That Although The World Is Running Out Of Oil, There Is Still A 200-hundred-year Supply Of Brake Fluid.

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.