One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes,

What Happened To The Good Old Days Of "woman As Passive Recipient?" What Happened To Being Courted? What Happened To Sitting Back Under A Parasol And Granting Someone A Chance To Try To Win Us Over?

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

The Biggest Change In My Life Is That I Now Have To Apologize For Being Thin.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.