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There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

Poverty Is One Of Them Kind Of Misfortunes That We All Of Us Dread But None Of Us Pity.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

There Are People Who Are Always Anticipating Trouble, And In This Way They Manage To Enjoy Many Sorrows That Never Really Happen To Them.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.