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War Is The Only Sport Which Is Genuinely Amusing. And It Is The Only Sport Which Has Any Intelligible Use.

In Any Combat Between A Rogue And A Fool The Sympathy Of Mankind Is Always With The Rogue.

God Must Love The Rich Or He Wouldn't Divide So Much Among So Few Of Them.

Hope: A Pathological Belief In The Occurrence Of The Impossible.

Genius: The Ability To Prolong One's Childhood.