Only A Few Things Are Really Important.

I Enjoy Reading Biographies Because I Want To Know About The People Who Messed Up The World.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

If Ants Are Such Busy Workers, How Come They Find Time To Go To All The Picnics?

I'll Have My Double Chins In Privacy.