Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

So You Are The People Tearing Down The Brazilian Rainforest And Breeding Cattle.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

Change Does Not Change Tradition, It Strengthens It. Change Is A Challenge And Anopportunity, Not A Threat.