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Why Don't You Go And Live In A Hostel To Save Cash?

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.

All Money Nowadays Seems To Be Produced With A Natural Homing Instinct For The Treasury.

And If We Could Get The Local Leaders To Appreciate Their Responsibility For The Environment Then They Would Be Able To Explain That Responsibility To The People Of Their Faith.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.