Only Death Rescues Us From Dying.

The Bathroom Scale Knows Nothing Of Extenuating Circumstances.

Perversity Depends On Reversal And Substitution.

A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats.

A Moratorium On Opportunities, Please. I Need To Recover From The Last One.

Memories Contain Hidden Editorials On Current Events.