Only Dumb People Are Happy.

That Is Something I'm Specifically Equipped To Discuss - How Reputation Can Affect Even Your Capacity To Rent A Place. Having Good Credit Is Irrelevant In The Face Of Something Like Getting Thrown Out Of Court Six Years Ago. I've Really Thought This Out.

What Makes The Most Money For This Business? Dead Rock Stars.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Do Too Much. Life Would Be So Boring If You Didn't Have These, Like, Holes To Fall Into And Climb Out Of. I Want To Do Everything. I Just Want Everything. I Don't Think You Can Ever Have Too Much.

I Need The Gays At The Shows. If I Don't Have The Gays, I Just Go Nuts, Because They Always Know Every Word And They're The Best Core Audience You Can Have.