Only The Strong And The Hopeful Are

Jealousy Fuses Megalomania And Self-abandonment.

Cheerfulness Is A Policy; Happiness Is A Talent.

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

Flatter Me, But Delicately, Please, For I Am Fastidious.

Good Manners Can Render Even Virtue Tolerable.