Only When You Get Into Tv And

The World Is Split Into Two Halves: The Bacon, And The Bacon Eaters.

I Just Always Had A Penchant For Performing For People.i'm A Jackass Clown.

Love One Another, Make Something With Your Hands, And Exalt The Farmer.

Technically, We're All Half Centaur.

I Learned In My Early Years In The Theater That I Would Never Become The Guy On Top. I'll Never Create A Show; I Don't Have A Brain Expansive Enough To See The Whole Picture, In A Way That Would Behoove Anyone.