Only Where Children Gather Is There Any

We Always Prefer War On Our Own Terms To Peace On Someone Else's.

When Their Children Fail To Charm Others, Few Parents Can Stay Neutral.

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We Vainly Try To Unmix.

If You Jot Down Every Silly Thought That Pops Into Your Mind, You Will Soon Find Out Everything You Most Seriously Believe.