Optimization Hinders Evolution.

In Programming, As In Everything Else, To Be In Error Is To Be Reborn.

A Year Spent In Artificial Intelligence Is Enough To Make One Believe In God.

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed.

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.