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When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

Don't Have Good Ideas If You Aren't Willing To Be Responsible For Them.

In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure Keeps Getting Shorter.

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.