Syntactic Sugar Causes Cancer Of The Semicolon.

A Programming Language Is Low Level When Its Programs Require Attention To The Irrelevant.

Don't Have Good Ideas If You Aren't Willing To Be Responsible For Them.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

It Is Easier To Change The Specification To Fit The Program Than Vice Versa.

It Goes Against The Grain Of Modern Education To Teach Children To Program. What Fun Is There In Making Plans, Acquiring Discipline In Organizing Thoughts, Devoting Attention To Detail And Learning To Be Self-critical?