Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed

In Two Words, Impossible.

If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I'd Be The Happiest Man Alive.

My Wife's Hands Are Very Beautiful. I'm Going To Have A Bust Made Of Them.

Even If They Had It In The Streets, I Wouldn't Go.

That's The Trouble With Directors. Always Biting The Hand That Lays The Golden Egg.