Parents Are People Who Yell And They

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

Repeat After Me. I Promise Not To Run Outside Of The House. I Promise Not To Run Inside Of The House. I Promise Not To Touch, Pick Up, Step On, Anything That Looks Interesting.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.