Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus