Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.