People Are Not The Way They Are

To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should Trail Off Vaguely Rather Than Coming To A Point.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.

Middle Age Went By While I Was Mourning For My Lost Youth.

Work Saves Us From Melancholy. Pleasure Exposes Us To It.

Self-satisfaction And Self-pity Are Both Condemned. What Are People Permitted To Feel About Themselves?