People Can Forgive Each Other.

People Say You Should Read Your Criticism Because It Will Make You A Better Person But It Doesn't. It Just Makes You A Sad Bitter Old Showbiz Nightmare.

On The Whole, You Can Have A Private Life And Be Famous. But When Milestones Happen In Your Life Like Having Children Or Getting Married, Privacy Goes Out Of The Window.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid. I Used To Play Tricks On My Brothers - I'd Tie A Two-shilling Piece To A Bit Of Cotton, Then Pull It Away As They Went To Grab It.

When You Cry, You Don't Look Very Attractive; You Look Snotty And Blotchy. People Seem To Manage To Cry Quite Prettily These Days, And To Me, That Smacks Of Not Being Very Genuine.

I Read That Book Fat Is A Feminist Issue, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It.