People Either Love Me Or They Hate

I Don't Know Why People Are So Keen To Put The Details Of Their Private Life In Public; They Forget That Invisibility Is A Superpower.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.

I Give Away Thousands Of Paintings For Free.

If Michaelangelo Or Leonardo Da Vinci Were Alive Today They’d Be Making Avatar, Not Painting A Chapel.

I Mean, They Say You Die Twice. One Time When You Stop Breathing And A Second Time, A Bit Later On, When Somebody Says Your Name For The Last Time.