People Only Call You 'my Dear' When

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

I Thought We Talked Things Out!' 'yes, And You Listened Very Carefully To Every Word You Had To Say.

I Make Mistakes; I'll Be The Second To Admit It.

When The Grandmothers Of Today Hear The Word 'chippendales,' They Don't Necessarily Think Of Chairs.

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.