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If You Can Keep Your Head When All About Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible That You Haven't Grasped The Situation.

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I Know All About Improvisation And The Free-form That Mirrors The Chaos Of Our Time, But I Do Like To Feel That The Playwright Has Done Some Work Before I Got There.

I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.