There Is This To Be Said About

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

You Don't Seem To Realize That A Poor Person Who Is Unhappy Is In A Better Position Than A Rich Person Who Is Unhappy. Because The Poor Person Has Hope. He Thinks Money Would Help.

I Have Noticed That In Plays Where The Characters On Stage Laugh A Great Deal, The People Out Front Laugh Very Little.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.