People Say, 'gee, You Do A Lot

Someone's Always Saying, "it's Not Whether You Win Or Lose," But If You Feel That Way, You're As Good As Dead.

There's Nothing More Boring Than Actors Talking About Acting.

What I Do Quite Honestly And Seriously And Not In Any Way Being Humble Is Not As Important As What The Garbage Collector Does. People Make Actors Important.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

I'll See A Beautiful Girl Walking Up To Me And I'll Think, Oh, My God, I Can't Believe My Good Luck. But Then She'll Say, 'where's Your Son?' Or 'my Mother Loves You'.